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[[SB] The Three Stooges]

Good for a first soundboard

You had a good selection of sounds (it wouldn't be neraly as good without Curly's "woob woob woob woob woob" noise), but you need clearer audio. Also, it would be nice for a wider selection of sounds and maybe a background instead of that dull black one you have. I still think you should make it longer because once you're done with it, it has little replay value. So, good for a first attempt, but you have a lot of room for improvement.
Grade: C+

FattyWhale responds:

Thanks for reviewing. I got the sounds from many different sources, hence the poor quality in some of them. I spent quite some time scouring the web for sounds, but if I ever feel like it I will download some episodes and rip audio myself, but don't count on it.

[Thing-Thing 3]

Best Thing Thing yet

The graphics got a great makeover, and the gameplay is more addictive than ever. It was so cool watching your character flip in the air and shoot people at the same time. Some things you could work on though are a high score table and more visible graphics (looks too dark on my computer and most levels are during the night time.) Overall: best one to date and its turning out to be a great series.
Grade: A+

[gogo Happy & Smile]

Takes Gaming to a whole new level

The graphics are very anime-esque and this brings flash games to a whole new level. I still think it is a very cool and unique idea to increase the screen on special attacks, and that makes the game more enjoyable. The gameplay is the best thing there is about this game. Its just like Metal SLug, but brought to a whole new level. The style and violence are very high, and you should be very proud for making an excellent game such as this.
Grade: A+

[Tactical Assassin]

Shooting And Strategy never felt so good

That game is extremely fun, and there is a lot of violence in this flash. You have okay grpahics, with them being stick figures and alright backgrounds and all. Nice gunshot sounds that are very realistic. The gameplay is what I enjoy the most, but once you find out how to do something it can be pretty boring when you know what to do. Overall: Very fun, but loses its touch after you know everything.
Grade: A+

[GunRun]

Fun and Addictive

This game is very addicting and is pretty funny and cute with the tie acting like a cape. Your graphics are prettygood, but with the repeating monsteres and background over and over again, it gets kind of boring. The sound is alright, maybe repetitive, but it's alright. There is violence, but not in a bloody way. More like a broken machine kind of violence. The gameplay can make this game go on for hours, but may get old. Overall: Nice game, but you have room for improvement.
Grade: A-

[[SB] Spiritual Warrior SE]

Average Soundboard

I saw that episode when it first aired, and she still creeps me out to this date. There wasn't really any graphics beside text because you didn't draw anything and you aren't part of that family (hopefully). Anyway, you did a good soundboard, a lot of variety, but it was kind of bland. It would be better if you made a broader theme like "Angry women," so you could get more variety in this. No violence, alright interactivity, and the video clip was funny. Overall: Alright soundboard, but could use improvement.
Grade: C+

FattyWhale responds:

LOL, I'm not a part of the family silly!

[Stickicide Game.]

Very good idea

It's a pretty cool idea REWARDING someone for dying in your game. It's a very cool idea, but I am so used to those games where you want to reach a goal. The graphics are subpar because there average stick figures with mediocre backgrounds. Nice sound, but may get annoying. There is violence, but seems more on a cartoonish level. The interactivity is the best thing, but still needs improvements. If you jump when the giant smash hammer comes from above and you jump, you don't get points and you go through it. I found the game funny because you have a good idea going. Overall: Great idea, just has room for improvement.
Grade: B-

[Territory WAR]

Awesome Strategy Game

This game reminds me of other games like Worms and Advance Wars, but with a better concept and executed better. After you get the hang of things, the game is very addictive and you try to find how you could do something better or faster. The graphics department was alright. You had stick figures with guns or grenades that showed up only for a few seconds. I think you could do better or at least make them real people. The sound has a wide selection of music with varying artists, but can get tiresome if you play it over and over again. There is violence, but not something I would expect for a war game. After you get shot or hit by a grenade, I expect limbs to fly and blood to spatter. The gameplay is what really stands out. It is a very fun and adddictive game and you've got a great concept. I just think the movement is too slow. Overall: Great idea, just needs work in graphics.
Grade: A-

[Fancy Pants Adventures]

Highly Addictive and Very Fun

This game has one of the most realistic physic engines I have seen, and it was also cool when I saw this on G4tv. The graphics are cool, and the way you drew the main character makes him look cooler and more of a likeable character. The style is cool, because it can be fast paced running, or slow and look for treasures. There isn't really any violence except for killing enemies by jumping. THe interactivity is the best thing about this game, because even if you beat it, you want to play it again. Look for secret doors, defeat more enemies, complete it faster, etc. Overall: Great gameplay, and may never get old.
Grade: A+

[Johnny Rocketfingers 2]

This game is badass!!!

Even playing this game can make someone feel like areal tough guy. After waiting for a long time, you made a perfect intoduction for this interactive movie. The graphics are great and still unique as ever. Even though Johnny is a stickman, you still pat attention to the hands and other details such as the environments and the thugs. The style is still cool with the interactive movie idea and you executed it superbly. The sound is in a loop, and can get annoying at the beginning. There's violence from the hitting someone with a plank, to gun shots, and is very fun to watch. Even though this is a badass kill em' style game, you still managed to put humor in it. I love the humor. Overall, superb game and you didn't dissapoint. Even the graphics were great by itself.
Grade: A+