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[From Dusk Till Dawn SB]

A nice soundboard

It was an overall cool submission, and it was nice that you put movie information for those who haven't seen the movie! But it would be nice for you to tell us what the movie is about along with what actors/actresses there are. YOu had a good selection of sounds, and you included more sections which made me happy. I find some of the voice clips funny and played them over and over. Some improvements that concern me is that soundboards have trouble with length and replay-ablility. If there's more selection and more soundboards in one collection, then there will be nothing to worry about.
Grade: B+

Frenzy responds:

hanks for the review, although I did include the cast in the 'From Dusk Till Dawn Movie Info' section.

Thanks for the B+ (I'm asuming that's good by your standards) and thanks for your review!

[The Simpsons: A Quiz v.2]

Good quiz

Just needs more questions. I aced the quiz, and there was little replay value after that. You had a very small amount of sounds and the questions (for me) on hard were actually pretty easy. You didn't have the "right click and forward" trick, so that was very important for this quiz. Overall, good questions, but needs more and has little replay value.
Grade: C-

Frenzy responds:

Thanks for reviewing.

[The Simpsons Soundboard]

Good selection

I really liked the wide selection, though I mainly listened to Bart and Homer. Professor Frink and Barney really don't have really good catchphrases. Your preloader took a very long time, and that made me VERY frusterated. You had good sound quality, but I would like a bigger selection, and make the flash quicker.
Grade: C

Frenzy responds:

Sorry about the length of the 'pre-loader'... although I didn't think it took that long. Thanks for saying that I had good sound quality. If I make another one, which I (hopefully) will, I will try to make a bigger selection of sounds. Oh, and is a C good? :p

Thanks for the review!

[[SB] MXC]

Let's Get it On!

I love the show, and you picked very good quotes. I only wished for video clips because that would add more to humor and overall enjoyment. You don't really have graphics or violence, but that doesn't make it a bad soundboard. So I've said on the other soundboards, wider selection, and video clips would be nice.
Grade: C+

FattyWhale responds:

I'm not going to add movie clips to this. It just does not show any real talent at all and I would just feel like I am stealing the clips. Thanks for the review though.

[[SB] Apu]

I'm a huge Simpsons fan

And this did not dissapoint. You have good Apu lines, but I do not know which seasons you could get the sound from. You missed some lines I got like "Thank you come again!"(you had something close to it), "The bullet holes in my chest spell out lucky," "This is how you talk when you learn English from porno," and "Bananabread?! What are we going to do with bananabread?!" I liked the background and had good interactivity and selection. Just wished for more characters and more quotes.
Grade: B-

FattyWhale responds:

Ha, I love that bananabread quote! I couldn't find it though :( thanks for the review!

[[SB] The Three Stooges]

Good for a first soundboard

You had a good selection of sounds (it wouldn't be neraly as good without Curly's "woob woob woob woob woob" noise), but you need clearer audio. Also, it would be nice for a wider selection of sounds and maybe a background instead of that dull black one you have. I still think you should make it longer because once you're done with it, it has little replay value. So, good for a first attempt, but you have a lot of room for improvement.
Grade: C+

FattyWhale responds:

Thanks for reviewing. I got the sounds from many different sources, hence the poor quality in some of them. I spent quite some time scouring the web for sounds, but if I ever feel like it I will download some episodes and rip audio myself, but don't count on it.

[[SB] Spiritual Warrior SE]

Average Soundboard

I saw that episode when it first aired, and she still creeps me out to this date. There wasn't really any graphics beside text because you didn't draw anything and you aren't part of that family (hopefully). Anyway, you did a good soundboard, a lot of variety, but it was kind of bland. It would be better if you made a broader theme like "Angry women," so you could get more variety in this. No violence, alright interactivity, and the video clip was funny. Overall: Alright soundboard, but could use improvement.
Grade: C+

FattyWhale responds:

LOL, I'm not a part of the family silly!

[P.I.C.O.]

Pretty Fun Game.

Nice mix of Pico in Worms based game. The graphics were good, because they were zommed out and probably didn't need much detail. The thing that I was dissapointed in was with the lack of sound! I hope you can fix that. There was violence (with rocket launchers and guns, how could there not be? :D) Not really any humor in this game. Overall: Fun game, just needs sound.
Grade: A-

BoMToons responds:

Thanks, still no sound, but I did update it with a slew of bug fixes. Come back and see what you think now.

[R!SE]

Very Addictive!

This game is very addicting, and I love this idea. The character design was very fun, but I only wished for more options or cool premade characters. The game was very fun, but I kept dying the first two times by relesing early. But then, the fun started. I kept hoping that each time I would reach a new height, and I LOVED the suspense. I loved the graphics, but it would be cool if you made stuff like how the creature starts to enter the clouds and space the higher you get (or maybe I didn't get that high). Overall: Very addicting game with quick, simple, and loveable ideas. Great job Denvish and I'm glad I was the few to see this first!
Grade: A

Denvish responds:

The colours of the background are supposed to represent: earth centre (magma, orange>red), the surface (brown, green), sky (blue), and space (black).

Personally, I haven't managed to get much beyond green yet.

Thanks for the review, and glad you liked the game, positive feedback is always nice to hear

[Poke Me!]

Hahaha Very funny

Nice game you made there. I thought if someone poked you in the stomach, you would be like the Pillsboroughy Dough Boy. Very funny.

Wonchop responds:

Teeheheheheeeheee