MetalDart's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN]

Haha, very funny

When I first saw this, I had no idea that it would use some Newgrounds characters. Those evil character designs were pretty funny, and the voice acting was right on key. The graphics were great, using the Newgrounds tank, same character designs, but redone in your own style, and the whole flash was a feast for the eyes. The style was cool and the synching was right on key. Some sound that I didn't like though, was more about what they said. Just thinking of Newgrounds and someone saying "Oh Cabbage patch kids," just seems VERY out of place. Still, this is a weird website.

Surprisingly, I hardly noticed the violence. It was kind of average, and not that much. Even though that guy in the background was shot in the head, I could care less about what happens to him. Maybe if the tank ran over him or something, it would be funnier.

I loved the humor. Not much laugh out loud, but very good parodies and great for a nice chuckle. I liked the Titantic 2 part, and watching the characters talk back and forth, but it was sometimes predictable.

Some improvements you could do, more characters. It basically revolved around 4 people and the tank just talking and messing around. More characters and a longer story would be nice. Also, it needs to move a little faster.

Overall, great parody, has room for improvements, and I would love for a sequel. As always, responces are highly appreciated.
Grade: A

JohnnyUtah responds:

more characters? give it time dude..it was only 3 minutes long.

thanks for the insightful review.

[CU-4th Of July Special 06]

Very funny

After seeing this flash, I wanted to play Kush Lash. To bad I don't own a hammock. The graphics in this flash are great, just like a cartoon I would see on a tv. There's not much you could improve on, because I love the graphics already. The sound and synching is right on key, and the actual lip movement look like the actual movements my mouth would make. There wasn't much violence or interactivity, but there is a LOT of humor. It was a very humorous flash, and is very funny watching the first time through. It's a shame that you can remember the jokes though. It's good every 4th of July, and I'll watch it again this one. Overall, great flash, great graphics, I laughed a lot, and there's not much to improve on.
Grade: A+
P.S. Why did you submit this a few days before July 4th? that just bugged the hell out of me.

[Dendyn Dynasties]

A feast for my eyes

This has potential to be another great series o Newgrounds. The graphics were amazing, the smoothness of this flash was extraordinary, and this flash kept me on the edge of my seat. This is something like I'd see on Toonami or other television channels. The graphics were amazing. All the details were worked on, the characters looked great, the special effects were outstanding, and the whole flash was an overall pleasure to my eyes. The style was great, seemed like Final Fantasy set in an animal world. The violence was kind of cutesy. I mean, that if someone got shot, it was just a little spark. And if someone got knocked out, they still looked funny. You have potential to make this a Newgrounds legend, but you will have to work harder on the sequel. I'll be waiting. Overall, great graphics, great idea, and this could be famous.
Grade: A+

Ryanide responds:

Oh wow, thank you so much!

But before I make a sequel to this particular series, I'm working on a new animation for a seperate series. It's going to be more tween-intensive and twice as smooth (50fps) with MUCH better graphics. It will also be more like a cross between Pokemon and FLCL and will be a proper episode.

So a sequel to THIS animation could be a while, but I will be submitting similar stuff (I.E. Hyper Furry crap)

[Phillip the Tennis Ball]

Random... Just the way I like it

Just seeing the face on that tennis ball, I knew I was in for a treat. The flash already grabbed my attention with the wacky "plot" and the intriguing character designs. I loved it. Everything looked like it was worked on, and even the lip synching was great. The sound was right on cue with the flash, and everything was perfectly synched. I loved the graphics. That is the most unique thing about these flashes. There are so many styles, you have to love them all. I found it very humorous, even if it wasn't supposed to be. Overall, great flash, great humor, I still love your music videos more, but it's nice you went on your own.
Grade: A-

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 22]

First one I've reviewed

I've been following the series, and this one, I decided to review. The preloader is still one of the best things about this flash, seeing it almost perfectly synched with each movement. The music is still great choices. But for this one "Sex on the beach," is kind of weird. If people in Atlantis wanted sex on the beach, they would suffocate from not having water and frantically flop back. Sorry for that random thought. But the picture with Hitler with a trident is kind of amusing. This is 22 out of 80, and I may review more. It's just I might run out of things to say. So overall, bad graphics, but it's good this flash passes with its humor.
Grade: C-

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Atlantis wasn't always under water.

[A Grey Moment]

Haha very funny.

Those graphics were great, and when Grey Clock reached out and punched me, was a very funny moment. All the graphics looked like they were worked on for a long time, and the overall idea was pretty funny. You could expect what would happen though, but still, I laughed. The violence was good, seeing punch through my computer screen and knocking me out. I found the overall flash very humorous, but you ended it to soon. I know there could of been more, but I'm also glad that you didn't make it to long to show the "punch"line. Overall, great flash, but longer flashes would be better.
Grade: A-

Eternal-Panda responds:

This was really only supposed to be a short fun little film. I could have done more for sure, but this short is holding it's own just fine, thanks for the review.

[crabs]

A funny and catchy song

I saw this on your website a few days ago, and I laughed a lot. It's very funny and it's almost addictive. The graphics are very cartoonish and seem like something I would see in Japan or anime. The song is original, catchy, and perfectly synched with the flash. I am still listening to that song as I write this review. It was kind of violent watching that man jump eveywhere with a mouth full of blood/ and crabs. I love the overall humor, and it doesn't get that repetitive. Only problem, it is too short. Other than that, it could be an instant classic. Responses highly appreciated.
Grade: A-

[The Report]

Pretty Weird

Those graphics were very well done, but the animation moved too slow. Some parts were just plain creepy and others just didn't make sense. There was little movement in this flash and I got bored pretty quickly. It would be nice if you made things move along faster and it took too long to get to the main point. There was violence, but I don't really feel it was needed. Overall, mediocre flash and it would be nice if you could spice things up a bit.
Grade: C+

Jewelltoons responds:

Yeah, I definatly wanted to add more to it, I couldnt though

[Happy Happy Joy Joy]

This flash made me happy happy joy joy

I remember seeing this when it was first on Ren and Stimpy. That song brings back a lot of memories. The flash had great graphics and the synching was right on key. Even though they didn't have mouths, the emotions of the clocks were enough to tell that you did an excellent job with the synching. It's pretty cool how you used a lot of different characters, but the part that annoyed me was how Crust Clock with two different voices (ren and the singer). I love that song and the humor made me laugh a lot. Even now, I am listening to the song as I review this flash. Overall, great graphics and a funny song make it to my favorites list. Great job. Responses highly appreciated.
Grade: A-

CrustClock responds:

CrustClock has schizophrenia.

[Witch Doctor!]

Very Addictive

The song is still repeating in my head and I love it. I love the graphics and the song is catchy as hell. The seizure enduced graphics made the flash really jump out at me and your unique humor kept me watching it over and over again. THe only problem was, at the end there was no replay button, so I had to keep right clicking and pressing play. Those graphics rival against some of the cartoons I see on television. The stlye was awesome and all of the graphics kicked many levels of ass. SOme graphics were anime, others 3d, others cartoonish, together, they made made one lovable flash. Not much interactivity or violence, but this flash is an instant classic. I am putting this into my favorites immediately! Some improvements, needs to be longer and have a replay button. Responses highly appreciated!
Grade: A

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Nice long reviews are also highly appreciated.

;) So thankee!

(everyone see Cars, its awesome)